Thank you for auditioning for KINKY BOOTS NATIONAL TOUR ROLE: LAUREN Initial Call please prepare: 1 Both Side 1 and Side 2 2 History of Wrong Guys up to Opt Ending measure 51 3 Sex Is In the Heel Please bring your audition book ith you in case e ould like to hear an additional pop/rock song I you are called back please prepare the ULL audition packet sides and music INSTRUCTIONS: Be sure to bring your picture and resume, otherise e ill not have one in the room! Thanks so much! W S Casting
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Piano/Vocal THE HISTORY O WRONG GUYS [LAUREN AUDITION] Music and Lyrics by CYNDI LAUPER Vocal Arrangement by STEPHEN OREMUS 1 q» º Xs 2 3 LAUREN: (2x only) x x 5 x x (RH 2nd X only) Oh, no Why not P Ab5 b b 5 6 7 Wom- en have been mak-ing bad choi - ces since the be - gin - ning of time 8 3 9 3 Ab5 b b 5 10 Are you gon - na be a - no - ther one of mine Uh - 11 12 13 oh Ab5 b b 5
Kinky Boots - P/V 2 The History Of Wrong Guys [LAUREN AUDITION] 1 Used to think you ere from 15 out-er space 16 Whos this bright eyed guy 17 in your place B b5 Ab5 b b 5 18 Youre kind of cute 19 hen youre not so 20 shy Uh 21 oh Ab5 b b 5 22 But, Ive been here be-fore Have I come back for more A - no-ther chap-ter in the his - to - ry of 23 2 b b 25 ron guys Ab5 b b 5 26 You used to be so "eh" 27 A limp lack-lust-er bore But no youre chang-ing in-to some-one I ust cant ig-nore 28 b b Ab b b 29
Kinky Boots - P/V 3 The History Of Wrong Guys [LAUREN AUDITION] 30 31 32 33 Char f - lie, hon - est - ly, 3 35 36 37 Ive been hurt like this be - fore 38 Is there real-ly more to you than hat I al - ays thought 39 0 1 2 3 Ho can you sur - prise me an - y - more ore
Kinky Boots - P/V The History Of Wrong Guys [LAUREN AUDITION] 5 6 7 ore oh oah 8 sub P 9 LAUREN: Hes got a girlfriend, you flake 50 Ab b b 51 52 Dont an-na be a-no-ther star-crossed lov - er 53 5 We all kno 55 ho that ends Ab b b 56 57 Im bet-ter off ith-out him, ere bet-ter off as friends Uhn - 58 59 oh Ab b b
Kinky Boots - P/V 5 The History Of Wrong Guys [LAUREN AUDITION] 60 61 62 63 But Ive been here be-fore Have I come back for more A - no-ther chap-ter in the his - to - ry of ron guys b b Ab5 b b 5 6 65 66 67 Yes -ter-day no spark, - - But to-day Im feel-ing some-thing I ust cant ig-nore my heart ach ing al lure b b Ab b b 68 69 70 71 Char - lie, hon - est - ly, 72 Ive been hurt 73 like this be - fore 7 ore 75 ore
Kinky Boots - P/V 6 The History Of Wrong Guys [LAUREN AUDITION] 76 oh 85 oah 86 f 87 The his - to - ry of rong guys Chap -ter 5 88 sub p one, hes a bum cresc poco a poco 89 n To: hes not in - to you D 5 90 n Three: hes a sleaze n n E 5 n n n 91 92 n 93 n our: loves the girl next door ive: Loves the boy next door Six: dont love you no more, 5 G 5 n A 5 n 9 n 95 n makes you in - se - cure, makes you so un - sure, is so im - ma - n f n
Kinky Boots - P/V 7 The History Of Wrong Guys [LAUREN AUDITION] 96 n LAUREN: has a girlfriend named Nicolaer [GO ON] 97 n 98 n U ture, loves his moth - er more, or, has a girl - friend named Ni - co - la er U U U U 99 100 100Ȧ 101 Char ƒ - lie, hon - est - ly, 102 Ive been hurt 103 like this be - fore 10 ooh oah ooh 105 hoa
Kinky Boots - P/V 8 The History Of Wrong Guys [LAUREN AUDITION] 106 I can see theres more 107 to you than 108 hat I al - ays thought 109 110 But I ont be 111 burned an - y - more 112 ore 113 ore 11 TRISCH: Where are you off to LAUREN: Ive been exec-utized [GO ON] 115 x U 116 ore U ^ U 5 ^
Piano/Vocal SEX IS IN THE HEEL [EMALE ENSEMBLE AUDITION] Music and Lyrics by CYNDI LAUPER 1 Thumping q» Vocal Arrangement by STEPHEN OREMUS rom 2 3 5 Lon - don to Mi - lan Stil - let - tos are an i -!! R!!! R!!! R! sm!! R! m E D D E m 6 7!! In red and ne - on life R!!! r! m E D
Kinky Boots - P/V 2 Sex Is In The Heel [EMALE ENSEMBLE AUDITION] 8 9 Gim - me Big Red Boo - boo - boo - boo - boo - boo - boots!!! D r! E C 10 11 12 13 Ne York Pa - ris Hong!! R! Kong!! R! Watch out orld, here e D E m D E 1 15 16 17 come! æ m æ ^
Piano/Vocal RAISE YOU UP [EMALE WORKER 2 AUDITION] Music and Lyrics by CYNDI LAUPER 1 Dance Club q» Vocal Arrangement by STEPHEN OREMUS If you 2 3 5 hit the dust let me raise you up When your Dm 7 Gm bub - ble busts let me raise you up If your Dm 7 Gm 6 7 8 9 glit-ter rusts let me raise you up and up Dm 7 Gm Ab b " If you b "
Kinky Boots - P/V 2 EMALE WORKER 2 AUDITION Raise You Up 10 hit the dust let me 11 raise you up When your Dm 7 Gm 12 bub - ble busts let me 13 raise you up If your Dm 7 Gm 1 15 16 17 glit-ter rusts let me raise you up and up Dm 7 Gm Ab b " b "
Piano/Vocal IN THIS CORNER [EMALE SWING 1 AUDITION] Music and Lyrics by CYNDI LAUPER Vocal Arrangement by STEPHEN OREMUS 1 Driving Rock hȻ C C b b b 2 b 3 b 5 In this cor - ner, o the crod b b b 6 b 7 b 8 b 9 b Take him don and make us La - dies proud b b b
Kinky Boots - P/V 2 In This Corner [EMALE SWING 1 AUDITION] 10 b 11 12 b 13 In this cor - ner, dom - i - nate b b b 1 b 15 b 16 b 17 b Set her up so e can set her straight b b b n E n n 18 b 19 20 21 Hit him in his big mouth Hit him in his in - se - cu - ri - b b b b 22 b 23 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2 b 25 - ty, Yeah b b b
Kinky Boots - P/V 3 In This Corner [EMALE SWING 1 AUDITION] 26 27 b 28 b 29 b Hit him off his high horse Him him so ev - ry - one can b Gm b b b 30 b 31 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 32 b see Ooh, b b b yeah! ^ ^